Behold The Awesome Power
Today ppl at my work learned not to fuck with me.
I had to unload 2 trailers today and I was felling like crap. The first trailer was a fucking disaster, Broken palets and damaged product. I was going to go home at lunch but my Manager offered to give me a lift to the store so I could get some asprine or something. I took the lift. Since I had 4 hours to go in my day I grabbed 2 cans of No Fear (Speed Beer).
I downed one right away. Then lunch was over and it was time to unload the other trailer.
My Manager Mark opened the door to the trailer and sitting right there were 2 pellets turned sideways so that u couldn't get a pallet jack into them and our Forklift drive had left early. Now mark who rarely does work in the warehouse read the labels on the 2 pallets. The first one was 260lb and the second was 900lb. While he was thinking I got pissed at the second Major fucked up trailer today. I picked up one end of the first pallet and spun it so one end was now on the dock and proceeded to lift the other end and throw the pallet onto the dock all the way. Then using the room I just made I swore loudly something about how I was gonna beat the shit out the "Fucking idiots" who loaded the trailer. I grabbed the second pallet and spun it so the opening for the pallet jack faced the dock and rammed the dock plate under the edge of the pallet.
When I looked up there was my Manager, Supervisor and 4 other warehouse ppl staring at me looking a little scared. My manager suggested that maybe I shouldn't drink any more "Speed Beer".
About 2 hours later during break and just after drinking my other speed beer in front of my manager I asked if there was some way that the company could assit me in getting certified for Forklift. He said that he was thinking of trying to get it authorized for he and I to become certified on the company dime, but if that didn't fly he would see about getting the company to partly finance me going for certification.
Anger + Speed Bear = Derek can kick Heman's ass
^_^
I had to unload 2 trailers today and I was felling like crap. The first trailer was a fucking disaster, Broken palets and damaged product. I was going to go home at lunch but my Manager offered to give me a lift to the store so I could get some asprine or something. I took the lift. Since I had 4 hours to go in my day I grabbed 2 cans of No Fear (Speed Beer).
I downed one right away. Then lunch was over and it was time to unload the other trailer.
My Manager Mark opened the door to the trailer and sitting right there were 2 pellets turned sideways so that u couldn't get a pallet jack into them and our Forklift drive had left early. Now mark who rarely does work in the warehouse read the labels on the 2 pallets. The first one was 260lb and the second was 900lb. While he was thinking I got pissed at the second Major fucked up trailer today. I picked up one end of the first pallet and spun it so one end was now on the dock and proceeded to lift the other end and throw the pallet onto the dock all the way. Then using the room I just made I swore loudly something about how I was gonna beat the shit out the "Fucking idiots" who loaded the trailer. I grabbed the second pallet and spun it so the opening for the pallet jack faced the dock and rammed the dock plate under the edge of the pallet.
When I looked up there was my Manager, Supervisor and 4 other warehouse ppl staring at me looking a little scared. My manager suggested that maybe I shouldn't drink any more "Speed Beer".
About 2 hours later during break and just after drinking my other speed beer in front of my manager I asked if there was some way that the company could assit me in getting certified for Forklift. He said that he was thinking of trying to get it authorized for he and I to become certified on the company dime, but if that didn't fly he would see about getting the company to partly finance me going for certification.
Anger + Speed Bear = Derek can kick Heman's ass
^_^
posted by Sirdork at 2/21/2006 06:01:00 p.m.
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